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Cat and Thief

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Published: Apr 30, 2012

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Literature Text

_{The cat is out of the bag;
Claws retracted,
Running a muck through the house and its-
Sad.
Haven't you thought about getting it out?
Don't you still have-
Hands,
Man?
Get out!
The lines' been drawn in the sand.

The sand...

The sand

The sand

The sand!

I won't put up with all your foolish tricks
And Gimmi-gicks, and sticky mitts,
The cat is purring "Get me rich"
But not with my wad buddy!
So give me

that

and give me

those

Have your furball meet my hose

drenched and soaking to the tippy-toe-

I see through you both like ghosts

Control your greed,

Control your greed

If you cannot,
Let Judge Nadeen.
I now see why-
Your cat is green-

The

vile

nasty

thing

If you could...

You'd steal the steps out of a ladder
--
You'd steal a pitter-patter's patter.
--
You'd steal a dog in the hereafter
--
Even though you've got that

CAT!

Get gone!

Scram!

Get trodden flat!

Give me my money,

Give it back!

Hey!

Don't you run from me!

Somebody stop them,

Thieves!

I'm running on a shortened fuse
Throwing rocks, chucking my shoes

Don't you set foot upon this street!
You stinking, sneaking, cat and thief!}