Orange and Lemon

Hanging Around

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Orange: Hey Lemon?

Lemon: ...

Orange: Lemon?

Lemon: What, Orange?

Orange: Do you think I'm getting...fat?

Lemon: ...

Orange: I know you can hear me, Lemon.

Lemon: I'm not getting into this with you today.

Orange: Its a simple question Lemon. Do you think...I'm getting...fat!

Lemon: ...no

Orange: What was that?

Lemon: I said no!

Orange: I knew it! I'm not getting any juicier!

Lemon: Sigh, Here we go.

Orange: Ever since I was a blossom, budding on my mother's branches I've dreamed of ripening.

Lemon: Why me?

Orange: And here I am, 3 months later and still I haven't been picked.

Lemon: So...neither have I.

Orange: Well of course you haven't, Lemon! I mean look at you. You're...yellow!

Lemon: Thanks, Orange.

Orange: Unlike me, I'm as sweet as sweet&low manure and yet...

Lemon: Here we go again.

Orange: And yet!

Lemon: Sigh.

Orange: Why aren't I good enough for him, Lemon?

Lemon: For who?

Orange: The farmer yellow boy! The farmer! (Sobbing)

Lemon: Sh!

Orange: Its too late for me, Lemon!

Lemon: Quiet Orange!

Orange: A week or two from now my poor little stem'll snap off and I'll be fed to the ants and millipedes!

Lemon: ORANGE!

Farmer: -Pick-

Orange: ...

Lemon: ...

Orange: ...AHHHH! MY STEM!!!

Lemon: Orange, Orange, listen to me!

Orange: I can see the light!

Lemon: You've been picked!

Orange: HEEELLLP- Wait what?

Farmer: My, you're a fat one.

Orange: Did he just say...what I think I heard?

Lemon: He called you fat.

Orange: He called me fat!

Lemon: I heard him.

Orange: This is the ripest day of my life...

Lemon: Good for you Orange.

Orange: See you later pucker! I'm goin in the bag now!

Farmer: -Pick-

Lemon: OI!

Farmer: Ah yes, I think that'll do for today.

Lemon: What the- I've been picked!

Orange: Alright, alright. No one likes a drama seed, lemon.

Lemon: WHOOPY!